How many Tun Mahathirs’ does it take to change a light-bulb?

Are you sure what you want to change? Later, have to use same bulb again.

How many Najib Razaks’ does it take to change a light-bulb?

Look, if you want to change the bulb then please just change the bulb. I already allowed someone else to change the bulb. You don’t have to treat me unfairly and asking me all these questions.

How many Rosmahs’ does it take to change a light-bulb?

I’m not concerned. Even if these useless bulbs aren’t change, I will still sleep well.

How many Najib supporters does it take to change a light-bulb?

Why are you so concerned about changing the bulb? Is there any proof that it needs to be changed? Hasn’t it been very calm and cooperative so far?

How many Khairys’ does it take to change a light-bulb?

Only one, but I deeply regret not changing the bulb earlier. Its power was getting weaker and weaker but somehow I didn’t find the strength to change it.

How many Tony Fernandes’ does it take to change a light-bulb?

Only one, but I hope you understand that the light-bulb changing industry is very regulated. I am under immense pressure every time I want to change the bulb.

How many SPR Chairmen does it take to change a light-bulb?

I’m sorry I can’t give you a definitive answer now; I can only confirm it in a few hours’ time.

How many Polling Agents does it take to change a light-bulb?

Are you sure it’s only one light-bulb? Very Sure? Please double-check and sign on the form to confirm!

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